Among all the things, big and small, Eric has told me about his experiences thus far in Afghanistan, two small things are stuck in what I like to call “the land of incomprehension.”
1) Between long shifts reading radiology film, Eric likes to use the gym. One day, there suddenly appeared a man in his face telling him he’s in serious violation of the dress code because he’s wearing gray socks, rather than the required white socks. Then he demands Eric tell him his name and unit so he can be reported. The result of this confrontation was, Eric took off his shoes, removed the offending socks, and threw them in the trash. Then, without saying a word, resumed his workout. (No, it didn’t go over very well.)
2) A certain time each morning, the main (and pretty much only) road on the base is closed for joggers. Eric has been using this road to walk during that time. Until today — when he suddenly found another man in his face telling him that the road is officially for joggers, not walkers, and he’ll have to use the uneven and partially non-existent sidewalk, immediately. After some inquiry, Eric discovered that there is, indeed, such a ridiculous rule.
True stories. And all I can say is… 692 days until the madness ends (aka getting out of the air force.)
No. That’s not all I can say… I can say, “Thank you Dr. Hoover for getting up every day and working your butt off to help save the lives of injured soldiers and civilians. And while you’re at it, please feel free to walk anywhere you please and wear whatever socks you fancy. It’s not a problem.”